Techniques for Achieving Maximum Productivity by Doing the Bare Minimum

Here are some expertly-crafted techniques for doing the bare minimum, because let's be real, who needs to actually accomplish anything?

Technique 1: The Art of Procrastination

Also known as "The Master of Doing Nothing", this technique involves finding an excuse to put off any task that requires actual effort.

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Technique 2: The Power of Multitasking, Sort Of

This technique involves simultaneously accomplishing two tasks at once, but only if they're both extremely boring and don't require much focus.

Learn the secret to doing 3 things at once, kind of

And that's it! With these revolutionary techniques, you'll be able to do nothing with the best of them.