Focus your gaze on a fixed point, preferably a wall or a ceiling. Time: 30 minutes to several hours. Side effects may include: headaches, dry eyes, and a sense of existential dread.
Read more about the science behind staring.Deliberately avoid productive activities by constantly switching between 10 different tasks, never completing any of them. Time: variable. Side effects may include: stress, anxiety, and a strong desire to set fire to your to-do list.
Learn the ancient secrets of the Procrastination Society.Lie down in a dark, quiet room, and do absolutely nothing. Time: 1-5 hours. Side effects may include: sleep deprivation, grogginess, and an increased risk of drooling.
Uncover the mysteries of the Nap Cycle.Remember, these techniques are for entertainment purposes only. Don't try this at home (or at work, or at any time).