THE ART OF DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Techniques for the Modern Slackr

As a master of the ancient art of doing nothing, you've likely mastered the basics: scrolling through memes, browsing cat videos, and perfecting the 10-minute coffee break. But there's more.

Techniques:

• The 5-4-3-1: Mastering the art of browsing 5 tabs at once while appearing productive
• The 5-4-3-2: Faking focus with strategically placed Post-It notes
• The 5-4-3-3: Developing a keen sense of self-importance while doing absolutely nothing
• The 5-4-3-4: Creating an elaborate excuse for why you're not doing anything
• The 5-4-3-5: Mastering the ancient art of procrastination by creating an entire fictional project