Technique 1: The Art of Procrastination

This technique involves deliberately delaying any task that requires actual effort. Perfect for when you have a pressing deadline, but the cat needs feeding, or your neighbor's lawnmower is running a bit too loudly.

Technique 2: The Science of Binge-Watching

This technique involves spending an inordinate amount of time watching cat videos, sports highlights, or any other form of entertainment that distracts you from your actual work.

And so on, and so forth.