Justify-ing Its Justification

Welcome to the art of doing nothing, where the only thing you need is a solid justification for why you're not doing anything productive. In this chapter, we're exploring the 4-4-4 technique: the quadruple-layered excuse-making process that'll get you out of anything.

The 4-4-4 technique works like this:

• Layer 1: The Initial Excuse (4)
• Layer 2: The Supporting Evidence (4)
• Layer 3: The Slightly-Better Evidence (4)
• Layer 4: The Ultimate Get-Out-Of-It-All (4)

It's a foolproof system, and we're here to provide the evidence you need to back up your claims.

Get Started with Layer 1 Or maybe start with Layer 2 instead If you're feeling extra fancy, go for Layer 3 Or go all out with Layer 4, the Ultimate