Step 1: Wake up in the morning with a sense of purpose. Not just to check your phone, but to actually do something.
Step 2: Stare at a piece of paper or a whiteboard for an hour, contemplating the meaning of life.
Step 3: Make a to-do list. Check off items as you pretend to complete them.
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