Suboptimal Problem Solving Techniques

Subpage 1: The Art of Doing It Wrong (Again)

When the going gets tough, the tough get going... in circles. A 5-step guide to overthinking every decision.

• Step 1: Identify the 17 different ways to do nothing.
• Step 2: Create an elaborate flowchart to visualize your indecision.
• Step 3: Write a 3,000-word essay on the merits of inaction.
• Step 4: Consult a panel of 12 expert procrastinators.
• Step 5: Build an intricate model of the entire universe to ensure you're not missing any variables.

Or, you know, just do it anyway.

But, honestly, who needs to do it anyway when you can do it overthoughtfully?

Advanced Topics: The Art of Rationalizing Your Procrastination