Breaking Free from the Cycle of Socks
Step 1: Confront the Mountain of Dirty Socks
Face your fears, confront the pile of dirty laundry that's been building up in your room. It's time to stop hiding from it, and start facing the reality of your own filth.
Learn how to launch a Sock Guerrilla War against your family members who insist on not doing their own laundryStep 2: Sort, Wash, and Dry (not like your mom does)
It's time to break free from the monotony of your mom's laundry routine. Sort your clothes by color, wash them in the correct cycle, and dry them without setting off the fire alarm (like your mom always does).
Enroll in the Laundry Ninja Training Program to learn how to sneak up on your family members and steal their clean socksStep 3: Fold, Iron, and Love (not like your dad does)
Don't just fold your clothes into a sad, crumpled mess like your dad. Learn to fold them like a pro, with precision and care. And for the love of all things good and holy, do not use a hot iron.
Master the art of ironing with these advanced techniques for the cluelessStep 4: Fold, Put Away, and Forget (not like your mom forgets)
It's time to break free from the cycle of constant laundry folding and putting away. Set up a system, put your clothes away in a place that's not on the floor, and for the love of all things good and holy, do not leave your dirty socks on the kitchen table.
Hack your laundry system to never have to do laundry again (just kidding, you'll still have to do it)Conclusion: You Did It! (Sort Of)
Congratulations, you've made it through the four steps to not being a slave to your parents' laundry habits. Now go forth and do your own laundry in peace, without the guilt and shame of your family members judging you.