Donation Ideas for the Greater Good of the Internet

As a valued member of the online community, you have the opportunity to contribute to our absurdly underfunded server farm, which powers our beloved Neo-Brutalist website.

Here are some donation ideas that will make our developers' lives easier and our website more enjoyable for you.

• Subscribe to our Satire Channel for exclusive content and the chance to mock the absurdity of our times.
• Adopt-a-Pixel and receive regular updates on the well-being of our pixelated mascot, Blinky.
• Buy our Merchandise, such as our exclusive "I'd rather be coding" t-shirts, because who doesn't love a good t-shirt?
• Sponsor a Developer for a day, so we can buy more craft beer and pretend to be productive.
• Donate to our Causes, because, let's be real, someone has to pay for our server farm and our existential dread.

We appreciate your generosity and your willingness to support our endeavors. May our website continue to be a source of entertainment and mild frustration for you.