We're not just a charity, we're a therapy session in a fancy font.
Help us help you forget that you're slowly losing your mind by donating your gently-used toys, clothes, and/or sanity.
Donations accepted in the form of:
- Unsharpened Pencils
- Unread Manga
- Unfulfilled Childhood Dreams
Our Mission
We aim to provide a platform for you to donate your unwanted possessions, and in return, we'll give you:
- A sense of temporary relief from your crushing existential dread
- A tax-deductible receipt for your emotional labor
- A guaranteed 10% chance of experiencing a fleeting sense of purpose
Our Team
We're a group of highly-qualified, moderately-competent individuals who are just trying to make it through the week without losing their minds.
- John: Our fearless leader, who still lives with his parents
- Jane: Our chief financial officer, who has a Ph.D. in procrastination
- Bob: Our IT specialist, who still thinks dial-up is a good idea