Donating to Our Non-Existential Non-Profit: The Rewards
You'll get to see your name in our non-existent newsletter, The Non-Profit Newsletter!
Free, Unconditional, Completely-Not-a-Sham Benefits
- Free access to our non-existent, completely-not-a-sham online community forum
- A personalized, non-existent, completely-not-a-sham thank-you letter from our CEO (who is, in fact, a talking eggplant)
- A 100% chance of getting your money back, because, you know, we're not actually a non-profit