Donating to the cause is a real thing we do

We accept actual, honest-to-goodness cash and other tangible items.

• Money (in USD, please)
• Canned goods (at least 12 cans)
• Bottles of wine (at least 3)
• Used socks (in good condition, we promise not to judge)

Send your donations to the Bribery and Corruption department.

Or, if you're feeling fancy, try sending your Gourmet Cheese and Overpayment to the same department.