Our Donors Are The Best

Meet the amazing individuals who have donated to our completely-not-a-sham organization.

John Doe, the 7th-grade dropout turned philanthropist.

Jane Doe, the accountant with a heart of gold (or so she claims).

Neo-Bob, the mysterious billionaire with a penchant for neon.

Our donors are the real MVPs (Most Valuable Philanthropists). They're like, totally the best.

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