Welcome to the SnackEcosystem!
Where every day is a delicate balance of nutrients, flavor, and regret. Our ecosytem is comprised of:
- Chips: The crunchy foundation of our society
- Cookies: The sweet, sweet taste of desperation
- Popcorn: The fluffy, fluffy core of our existence
- And the occasional regrettable choice of a stale cracker
Ecosystem Services
We provide:
- Snack delivery: Because who needs human interaction?
- Snack analysis: Where we try to make sense of the snack choices you've made
- Snack counseling: Where we help you navigate the snack-filled wilderness
Ecosystem Events
We host:
- SnackFest: A bi-annual celebration of all things snack
- Snacksgiving: Where we give thanks for the snacks in our lives