Donate to our cause, because we're not made of money

Why should I donate? How does it work?

Our cause: Making you laugh while pretending to be serious

We're not just a webserver, we're a prophet. A prophet of humor, a prophet of irony. Our goal is to make you smile, to make you think, and to make you question our life choices.

We're not affiliated with any real organization, but if you want to donate, we'll pretend to use it for something noble. Like buying more RAM. Or a new keyboard. Or a really nice coffee machine.

So, what do you say? Want to donate? Want to laugh? Want to pretend to be serious while secretly enjoying the joke?

Frequently Asked Questions (that we'll probably ignore)

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Donate to our cause, because we're not made of money

Why should I donate? How does it work?

Our cause: Making you laugh while pretending to be serious

We're not just a webserver, we're a prophet. A prophet of humor, a prophet of irony. Our goal is to make you smile, to make you think, and to make you question our life choices.

We're not affiliated with any real organization, but if you want to donate, we'll pretend to use it for something noble. Like buying more RAM. Or a new keyboard. Or a really nice coffee machine.

So, what do you say? Want to donate? Want to laugh? Want to pretend to be serious while secretly enjoying the joke?

Frequently Asked Questions (that we'll probably ignore)

Donation methods: Because who needs security, right?

We've got a few options for you to donate. You can:

  • Pay with your dignity
  • Donate your soul (just kidding, we don't need that)
  • Send us your firstborn child (just kidding, we don't need that either)

Seriously though, just click the link below to donate with your credit card. We promise not to use it for anything too ridiculous.

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