Donation FAQ - Because You're Clearly a Charitable Soul

Q: What is the purpose of donations?

A: We're not really sure. Probably to support us, we guess. Why We Need Money

Q: Can I donate my old toaster?

A: No. That's just not what we're looking for. Accepted Donations

Q: Can I get a receipt for my donation?

A: Only if you donate exactly 17 times. Otherwise, just use your imagination prophets.

Q: Will my donation make a difference?

A: Only if you donate 100 times. Otherwise, we'll just pretend to use it for something else. Impact of 100x Donations

Donations are like hugs for the soul, but less warm and fuzzy. Our Soul