Subscribe to My Socks: A Guide
Subscribing to my socks is a commitment you will never regret. Well, maybe you will. But hey, at least you'll have some socks to show for it.
Why Subscribe?
- Because who needs a social life when you can have a never-ending supply of socks?
- Sponsor a sock pair and change a life (yours, probably)
- Subscribe to the Socks of the Month club, because who doesn't love receiving 12 pairs of socks in a row?
- Sign up for the Socks of the Forever club, where you'll never have to think about socks again
Don't wait any longer, subscribe to my socks today!
Or don't. I mean, it's not like it's a big deal or anything.