Donkey Fueled Innovation

Research & Development

Our team of highly trained donkeys have been working tirelessly to bring you the most innovative solutions to your everyday problems. From donkey-powered generators to donkey-fueled rocketry, we're not just thinking outside the box, we're blowing the whole box to smithereens!

• Our lead donkey, Bessie, has won multiple awards for her exceptional problem-solving skills, including the Golden Hay Bale award.
• We've developed a donkey-powered bicycle that's 30% more efficient than traditional modes of transportation.
• Our donkey-based solar panels have increased energy output by 50% and reduced carbon emissions to near zero!