Donkey Stress Management

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Warning: Donkeys are not actually good at stress management. They just pretend to be.

A donkey looking stressed

Did you know that donkeys are naturally good at stress management? It's true! They just pretend to be anxious and worried so you'll give them more hay.

Tip 1: Take a Donkey Nap

Just like donkeys, you can also take a 3-hour nap whenever you feel stressed. Just make sure to drool on the couch.

Tip 2: Eat Donkey Food

Donkeys love to eat, and so will you! Try eating some hay or oats to calm those nerves. Just don't eat too much or you'll be braying like a maniac.

Tip 3: Practice Donkey Affirmations

Repeat after me: "I am a donkey, hear me roar!" or "I am a donkey, calm and serene!"