Question 1: What's the deal with all these carrots?
It's said that donkeys have an insatiable love for carrots. But why? Is it the crunch? The sweetness? The subtle hint of despair?
Some say it's because they're secretly all trying to become the ultimate hipster, with their artisanal, locally-sourced carrots and their carefully curated Instagram feeds.
Or maybe it's because they're just really into beta-carotene, the key to their eternal youth and glow.
What do you think?