Donut shop owners are reporting an increase in sprinkles shortages. Please report any sightings of rogue sprinkles to Donut Overlord, Lord Highglow.
As of 3:14 AM, reports of sprinkle shortages have been confirmed in 7 out of 10 donut shops across the city. We urge all shop owners to take extra precautions when ordering supplies.
A mysterious, unidentifiable object has been seen flying over Donutopia, leaving a trail of grease and despair in its wake. If you have any information about this sighting, please contact Donut Overlord's office.
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