Apparently, our donuts are too delicious. We've had to install a new "Stealing Donuts from Coworkers" task force.
Stealing Issues Further IssuesAlso, our break room has been converted into a donut taste-testing lab. Please do not enter.
Other ProblemsAnd, just for good measure, we're introducing a new "Donut-induced Coma" insurance plan. Because, priorities.
Donut-Induced Coma Plan