In a shocking turn of events, the donut shop "Glazed & Confused" has been hit with a string of unfortunate incidents. First, their signature "Raspberry Ruckus" donuts were recalled due to an unacceptably high ratio of actual raspberries to artificial flavorings.
Next, their "Maple Magic" donuts were found to contain 3x the amount of maple syrup as their competitors, rendering them an unpalatable mess. The owner, Mr. Bunsen, has been fired and replaced by a team of highly trained pastry ninjas.
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The donut shop's Instagram account has been flooded with concerned customers, who claim to have suffered from "Donut Regret" syndrome. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, excessive sugar highs and crippling emotional trauma.
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