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The art of calculating optimal donut-to-human ratios is a delicate one. We've crunched the numbers, and here's the result:
According to our calculations, you should eat at least 4 donuts per day to maintain optimal happiness. Any more or less, and you risk entering a state of Donut-Induced Emotional Collapse (DIEC).
Want to know more about the science behind Donut Math?
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