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Donut Math

The art of calculating optimal donut-to-human ratios is a delicate one. We've crunched the numbers, and here's the result:

A donut, because, priorities.

According to our calculations, you should eat at least 4 donuts per day to maintain optimal happiness. Any more or less, and you risk entering a state of Donut-Induced Emotional Collapse (DIEC).

Want to know more about the science behind Donut Math?

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Donut Math Simulator