Welcome to Donut Operations - Phase 1, where the art of making donuts is not just a hobby, but a way of life. Our team of highly trained donut engineers are working around the clock to develop the most innovative, the most delicious, and the most absurd donut creations the world has ever seen.
We're not just talking about any ordinary donuts. No, no, no. Our donuts are infused with the essence of pure awesomeness, crafted with the precision of a Swiss watchmaker, and tested on our in-house donut lab's highly trained taste testers.
Warning: Donut Operations may cause extreme happiness, spontaneous outbursts of sugar-fueled energy, and temporary loss of sanity.
Phase 2 Fieldnotes