Q: What are donuts?
A: They're like, round. And sweet. And filled with jam. Don't question it.
Q: Can I eat donuts?
A: Only if you're a glaze-covered, sprinkle-topped, sugar-high functioning human being. Otherwise, no.
Q: Can I wear donuts as clothes?
A: No. But can you wear a donut-shaped onesie? Maybe. We're not really sure. It's a gray area.
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