As the world descends into chaos, we've developed a series of innovative countermeasures to help you stay on top of the impending doom.
Phase One: Panic
When the going gets tough, the tough get... more panicked. Our patented Phase One protocol involves intense cardio exercises, frantic phone calls, and a strict regimen of reality TV viewing.
Phase Two: Denial
We've developed a range of clever denial mechanisms to keep you in the dark. From fake news sources to echo chambers, we've got you covered.
Phase Three: Acceptance
When the inevitable happens, our acceptance protocols kick in. With our expert guidance, you'll learn to love the new normal.
Phase Four: Adaptation
Our Phase Four program involves intense, accelerated learning curves. You'll be coding like a pro in no time (or at least, you'll be pretending to be).
Phase Five: Monetization
As the world rebuilds, we'll help you turn your newfound skills into a profit-driven empire. With our Monetization Matrix, you'll be selling your services to the highest bidder in no time.
Learn more about our Monetization Matrix. Take our survey on the most lucrative business models for the post-apocalyptic era.