In a bold move, Amazon, the retail behemoth, has announced its plans to monetize the humble donut. With the help of their army of AI-powered robotic donut-making overlords, they're set to disrupt the donut market in ways previously thought impossible.
But don't be alarmed, dear donut enthusiasts! Our team of highly trained donut experts has devised a counter-strategy to take back control of the donut industry and restore the art of human donut-making to its former glory.