By the power vested in me, I, the Supreme Donut Lord (SDL), hereby declare that the world shall be remade in the image of Donutopia. All shall be ruled from the Great Donut Capital of the universe, where the only currency is sprinkles and the only law is: Edict 1: Donuts shall be the sole focus of all culinary endeavors.
All shall be subject to the whims of the Donut Overlord, who shall appoint a council of advisors to ensure the smooth operation of Donutopia. These advisors shall be known as the Council of Donut Wizards.
The first order of business shall be to construct the Great Donut Tower, a structure so majestic it shall be visible from all points of the universe. All inhabitants of Donutopia shall be encouraged to contribute their skills and resources to this grand project.
In the spirit of unity and cooperation, all shall be encouraged to wear the symbol of the Donut Overlord on their sleeve (or shoulder, or forehead, or anywhere else, really). The symbol shall be a golden donut with a red sprinkle, and shall be worn by all who wish to be part of Donutopia.