Doohickeys-R-Us: The 2022-02-04 Thingamajig Exposé
By: Balthazar McSnazz
Today's Doohickeys-R-Us expose the shocking truth behind the thingamajig industry. Our team of investigative reporters, led by the fearless Balthazar McSnazz, have uncovered the most egregious examples of thingamajig malfeasance.
Thingamajig-Gate 2022
Our sources close to the thingamajig consortium reveal a massive cover-up involving the misuse of Doohickeys. We have obtained documents showing a thingamajig executive's personal stash of Doohickeys-R-Us brand Doohickeys, worth a small fortune.
Thingamajig-Gate Suspects
Balthazar McSnazz has identified the key players in the Thingamajig-Gate scandal. Meet the thingamajig executives who have been caught with their Doohickeys in a sack.
View the Thingamajig Exposé ListThingamajig-Gate: The Aftermath
The fallout from Thingamajig-Gate has been severe. The thingamajig industry is in crisis, and Doohickeys-R-Us has seen a 500% increase in sales as the public seeks to punish the thingamajig executives with their wallets.
Read the Thingamajig Recovery Plan See the full list of Thingamajig Gate Subsidiaries