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Today's Doohickeys-R-Us expose the shocking truth behind the thingamajig industry. Our team of investigative reporters, led by the fearless Balthazar McSnazz, have uncovered the most egregious examples of thingamajig malfeasance.
Our sources close to the thingamajig consortium reveal a massive cover-up involving the misuse of Doohickeys. We have obtained documents showing a thingamajig executive's personal stash of Doohickeys-R-Us brand Doohickeys, worth a small fortune.
Balthazar McSnazz has identified the key players in the Thingamajig-Gate scandal. Meet the thingamajig executives who have been caught with their Doohickeys in a sack.
View the Thingamajig Exposé ListThe fallout from Thingamajig-Gate has been severe. The thingamajig industry is in crisis, and Doohickeys-R-Us has seen a 500% increase in sales as the public seeks to punish the thingamajig executives with their wallets.
Read the Thingamajig Recovery Plan See the full list of Thingamajig Gate Subsidiaries