Here's the first page of our Doohickeys R Us catalog. Because, you know, you can never have too many thingamajigs.

• Go to Page 2 for more Thingamajig Ideas
• Check out our Whizbangs R Us section

The Doohickey 5000 is our most advanced thingamajig yet. It can do 37 different things, including but not limited to:

• Thingamajig 1: Make your toast pop up
• Thingamajig 2: Turn your pants into a toga
• Thingamajig 3: Hold 5 cups of coffee while you're on your head