Task 1: Fixing the Jambox 3000
Started: 08:00, Finished: 08:15, Time Spent: 15 minutes
Reason for delay: I spent 10 minutes staring at the jambox in confusion
Subtask 1.1: Unjamming the jambox
Started: 08:05, Finished: 08:10, Time Spent: 5 minutes
Reason for delay: I needed to consult the manual, which was written in ancient Sumerian
Subtask 1.2: Reassembling the jambox
Started: 08:10, Finished: 08:15, Time Spent: 5 minutes
Reason for delay: I kept putting the parts back in the wrong places
Task 2: Writing a 1000-word report on the jambox
Started: 08:15, Finished: 11:00, Time Spent: 2 hours 45 minutes
Reason for delay: I kept thinking about the jambox and how it's really just a metaphor for modern life
Subtask 2.1: Writing 500 words on the jambox as a symbol of existential dread
Started: 08:20, Finished: 09:00, Time Spent: 40 minutes
Reason for delay: I got stuck in a loop of philosophical navel-gazing
Subtask 2.2: Writing 500 words on actual jambox functionality
Started: 09:00, Finished: 10:00, Time Spent: 60 minutes
Reason for delay: I got distracted by a fly buzzing around my head