Thingamajig Tower of Babel

Welcome, traveler!

This, uh, tower is actually a really big thingamajig. It's a thingamajig that's a thing. You can't really put your finger on it, but it's definitely a thing.

According to local legend, the tower was built by a bunch of doohickeys in the middle of the night. They worked tirelessly for 17 hours, 32 minutes, and 14 seconds, using only their doohickey-powered tools and an endless supply of coffee.

Today, the tower is still standing, although the doohickeys have all gone home to watch Netflix. But don't worry! The tower is open for exploration and wonder.

You can explore the tower's many levels, each containing:

• Ground Zero - The starting point for all doohickey enthusiasts.
• Level 1 - Where the doohickeys first started building, but got a bit lost.
• Level 2 - The doohickeys got a bit more confident, but still had some dohickey-induced existential dread.
• Level 3 - Where the doohickeys started to get a little too creative.
• Level 4 - The doohickeys reached new heights, but also some new lows.
• Level 5 - The final level, where the doohickeys realized they were just a bunch of doohickeys.

Random Doohickey Fun Facts:

• Did you know that doohickeys are actually just a type of widget?
• The word doohickey has been used in over 1.3 million different contexts, including 47 different flavors of doohickey sauce.
• Doohickeys have been known to cause spontaneous combustion in 0.4% of cases.