Welcome to the world of Thingamajig, where the art of doing nothing is elevated to an extreme science.
Learn the ancient art of doing absolutely nothing, with our expert guide on how to turn your life into a series of increasingly complex excuses.
Continue to lesson 5: The Advanced Art of Procrastination to learn how to turn your excuses into a beautiful symphony of justifications.
Attend a Thingamajig Workshop to put your new skills to the test in a real-world setting.
Don't forget to bring your favorite snack to the workshop! We recommend a nice, stale cookie.
Remember, in the immortal words of the great philosopher, Binky the Procrastinator: "The art of doing nothing is the highest art of all."