Our latest Whizbang model, the Whizbang 2, is a real head-turner.
Our Whizbang 3 is the most whiz-tastic Whizbang yet!
Our Whizbang 4 is the pinnacle of Whizbang technology.
Our Whizbang 5 is the most sought-after Whizbang of all time.
Our Whizbang 6 is a Whizbang that's out of this world.
Our Whizbang 7 is the Whizbang to end all Whizbangs.
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Our Whizbang 9 is the one they've all been waiting for.
Our Whizbang 10 is the final frontier of Whizbang technology.
This is the last Whizbang in the series, but don't worry, we've got more where that came from.
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