Doomsday Device prophets, rejoice!

The Doomsday Device has been experiencing some technical difficulties. We're sorry about that.

Please try not to destroy the world with your device. We're still trying to fix that.

Contact Us | Issue 42: Device randomly starts playing 'Who Let the Dogs Out?' by Baha Miah
  • Issue 27: Device only works on Tuesdays
  • Issue 13: Device insists on playing '_goals' instead of 'doomsday' in every sentence

    • Please do not try to use the Doomsday Device as a toaster. We've been told that's a thing.

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