DOOMSDAY DEVICE OPERATOR MANUAL

Congratulations, you have been selected for the prestigious honor of operating the Doomsday Device. Please read this manual carefully to avoid accidental destruction of planets.

To operate the Doomsday Device, follow these steps:

1. Press the big red button. Don't worry, it's not actually red. It's just a really bright shade of orange.
2. Turn the dial to "INFINITE DESTROY" to set the device to its maximum destructive setting.
3. Step back and enjoy the view, as you gaze out upon the smoldering ruin of what was once a thriving galaxy.

For more information on maintaining a Doomsday Device, click here.
In the event of an emergency, follow this procedure.