As we've established, Phase 1 was a total bust. The zombies were slow, the radiation was a joke, and the whole "not enough canned goods" thing was just embarrassing. So, we're moving on to Phase 2: The Great Reboot.
Step 1: Gather all the duct tape and twine Step 2: Learn to MacGyver your way out of the apocalypse Step 3: Develop a comprehensive plan for surviving the impending robot uprisingRemember, Phase 2 is all about adapting, improvising, and making the most of the situation. It's not just about survival; it's about thriving in a world gone mad.