DOOMSDAY SURVIVAL GUIDE

Tip #1: Don't Panic!

Unless you're a human, in which case, DO PANIC!

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Tip #2: Find a Safe Place to Hide

Look for a place with a sturdy roof and a reliable Wi-Fi connection. Trust us, it'll make all the difference.

More tips to come!

Tip #3: Stock Up on Canned Goods

Not the kind that'll give you botulism, though. We're talking about the non-perishable kind – you know, the ones with the fancy labels.

And don't even get us started on toilet paper.