Welcome, traveler. Please be aware that this door has a 50% chance of leading to a scenic view of the nearby park, a 30% chance of leading to a storage unit filled with old computer parts, and a 20% chance of leading to a mysterious room filled with sentient, judgmental robots.
But don't worry! The door has been recently refurbished, so it's now sporting a sleek, modern design that should make your journey a bit more enjoyable. Or not.
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