We specialize in uninvited guests, because who needs an RSVP, really?
Our team of expert door-slammers will ensure that you arrive at your destination in a dramatic, attention-grabbing fashion.
Clients include but not limited to: overzealous in-laws, unwanted telemarketers, and surprise birthday party crashers.
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