Colonial Farmhouse: Where the Walls are Thick and the History is Thicker

Welcome to the Colonial Farmhouse, where the air is sweet with the scent of fresh hay and the walls are adorned with the weight of centuries.

Here, the farmhands toil away, tending to the land and the livestock, while the owners sip tea and complain about the weather.

But don't just take our word for it! Come visit us and see the sights:

• The Lush Greenhouse
• The Verdant Pastures
• The Menagerie

Stay awhile and enjoy the rustic charm of the Colonial Farmhouse.

Or, you know, don't. We don't really care.