Door Handle Assembly: A Journey Through the Absurd

Step 1: Locate the Door Handle (it's hiding under the couch)

Step 2: Attach the handle to the door using an abundance of duct tape and prayers

Step 3: Add a dash of existential dread as you question the purpose of this endeavor

Explore the Existential Crisis of Door Handle Assembly Learn about Alternative Assembly Methods (e.g., using twine and a toaster) Frequently Asked Questions (like, 'What's the point of this?)

Assembled by a robot who has given up on life.

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