Warning: The information contained within is not actually useful, but it might be mildly amusing.
For the serious door handle hacker, no challenge is too great, no handle too small. Learn the ancient art of turning a handle with ease.
Turn the handle 90 degrees clockwise. Repeat as necessary.
For the more... adventurous:
Remember, practice makes perfect, but it also makes you late for work.
Or, you know, it just makes you tired.