We're currently undergoing some unplanned maintenance to ensure that the door handle doesn't fall off in your hand.
Read about our existential crisis surrounding the meaning of the door handle.
Or, check out our maintenance schedule to see when we'll be done with it.
Remember, feedback is welcome (but don't try to turn the handle, we're trying to fix it).
This page is a work in progress, subject to change at any moment. If you're reading this, we're not sure why you're bothering, but thanks for your understanding.
We're not responsible for any accidents that occur while turning the handle. Use at your own risk.