Due to the unpredictable nature of the curvy doors' dimension-hopping properties, our rental policy is quite...unconventional.
Each curvy door is rented on a first-come, first-serve basis. Please provide a 10,000-year warranty, a valid ID, and a brief explanation of your dimension-hopping plans.
We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone who has not completed a minimum of 5 dimension-hopping certifications.