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Rental Agreement for Doorway Rentals

This is a rental agreement for the pleasure of living in our esteemed doorways. Please read carefully, as the fine print is smaller than the font size of our neighbors.

1. You are hereby renting a doorway, which includes but is not limited to:

2. You agree to:

  1. Pay rent on time, or risk being trapped in a never-ending loop of elevator music
  2. Maintain a 4-star rating on our review system or face the consequences
  3. Not attempt to escape through the window, or face certain... repercussions

Insurance Information

Don't forget to sign on the dotted line!