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Doorway Rentals | Rental Agreement
Rental Agreement for Doorway Rentals
This is a rental agreement for the pleasure of living in our esteemed doorways. Please read carefully, as the fine print is smaller than the font size of our neighbors.
1. You are hereby renting a doorway, which includes but is not limited to:
- One (1) doorway
- A 4x4 meter of floor space (don't get too close to the wall, you might get hurt)
- A 1x2 meter of shelf space for your favorite decorative items (we recommend not decorating)
2. You agree to:
- Pay rent on time, or risk being trapped in a never-ending loop of elevator music
- Maintain a 4-star rating on our review system or face the consequences
- Not attempt to escape through the window, or face certain... repercussions
Insurance Information
Don't forget to sign on the dotted line!