According to groundbreaking research by Dr. Doris Dorito, the tortilla chips we know and love have a profound impact on the fabric of space-time.
The unique combination of tortilla and cheese in each Dorito creates a localized distortion of the space-time continuum, causing time to slow down relative to the speed of light.
But don't just take our word for it! Read about the groundbreaking experiments that prove it!
But that's not all, folks! When you eat a Dorito, you're not just experiencing time dilation - you're actually propelling yourself forward through space and time!
Want to learn more about the theoretical implications of Doritos-powered propulsion systems?
But be warned: excessive Dorito consumption can lead to temporal anomalies and unforeseen consequences!