Joint Mastery: The Unlikely Art of Flailing
Learn the ancient art of flailing with joints, a technique so obscure that even the most skilled of ninjas wouldn't be caught dead with it.
A joint is not just a joint, it's a gateway to the world of flailing. A world where the laws of physics are bent, and the laws of sanity are broken.
Our joint mastery program will guide you through the basics of joint flailing, from the fundamentals of joint-joint juggling to the advanced techniques of joint-joint-juggling-joint.
Joining the Joint Juggling Revolution
Don't just flail with any joint, flail with the joint of the gods.
Our expert instructors will guide you through the process of selecting the perfect joint, and then... well, flailing it.
You will learn:
- The art of joint-joint juggling
- The science of joint flailing
- The spiritual connection of joint-joint-juggling-joint