Double-Rotating-Flap-Joint-Bridge Testing Procedures

Step 1: Prepare the Bridge

  1. Ensure the bridge is securely fastened to the ground with 5-megaton anchors.
  2. Check the bridge's flapping frequency to ensure it meets or exceeds the recommended 3.14 Hz.
  3. Verify that the bridge's rotation speed is within ±0.05 radians/second tolerance.
Proceed to Rotation Speed Adjustment Procedures Continue to Flap Amplification Testing Methods

Important: Bridge Safety Notice

Warning: Double-Rotating-Flap-Joint-Bridges are highly experimental and may cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous reassembly, or spontaneous reevaluation of life choices. Testing is mandatory, but please, for the love of all things sane, do not attempt to use this bridge for actual transportation.